Define "exist."

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Define “exist.”

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Reported sightings of Yeti, Bigfoot, Sasquatch and the Abominable Snowman circle the globe, but Oxford researchers decided it was time to bring the science: They used RNA sequencing to identify the origin of 30 hair samples attributed to the perennial star of fuzzy photographs and found that — cue the sad trombone — they belonged to bears, horses, wolves, dogs and Paleolithic polar bears.

We’re confident this should finally put the matter to rest.

 

 




3 comments
Alabamaman
Alabamaman

Lies. The U.S. and many countries know for a fact that the Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti etc. do indeed exist. Were these lifeforms admitted as existing, world consensus would advocate for protecting them, which would lead to World Heritage Sites. This means that timber cutting, minerals extraction, and ecological destruction would cease where these creatures exist. It's all about money. Always has been, and always will be. I am a long time prospector who has roamed the deep woods of the Pacific Northwest for thirty plus years. I, and others with me, accidentally discovered a huge Bigfoot observing our campsite high up on a mountain above the Rogue River in Oregon. We were within seventy feet of each other. This was in the predawn hours on a dark and moonless night. We were able to observe the Bigfoot for a couple of hours and it did not threaten us nor run away, even while we were illuminating it with truck headlights. Do not believe these so called scientists experts. They enjoy pontificating their "brilliance" to we, the unwashed and know nothings. I have spoken with world expert, Dr. Jeff Meldrum at his lab at Idaho State. This man is no rube. He told me of his own encounter of the third kind, and is positive of the existence of these incredible beings. He is stifled however, from stating this truth to the world, as the myriad of "big blow" know it all scientists would not only sadistically ridicule him, but also aim for his becoming unemployed. This is the real truth, so help me.

bojennett
bojennett

I think it is very cute that anybody would think this puts the issue to rest.  There are still something like 5 or 10% of the US population that think the moon landings were faked and filmed by Stanley Kubrik.


Conspiracies never, ever die.  It's a sad fact of life, but people will continue to believe this.